Joke of the day - Why i am divorced

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. 

I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. 

As I entered my office, my secretary said, 

"Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. 

She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. 

We went there and she said, 

"Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. 

She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked