Joke of the day - The order

A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called the head waiter to his table. "I want two boiled eggs, one of them so under-cooked it's runny, and the other so overcooked, it's tough and hard to eat. 

Also, give me some grilled bacon that has been left on the plate to get cold; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, luke-warm."

"That's a complicated order, Sir," said the bewildered waiter. 

"It might be quite difficult to prepare."

The guest replied, "Oh? But that's what I got yesterday!!"