Joke of the day - The preacher

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" 

The preacher calmly said 

"No, God will save me." 

A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked,

"Hey, do you need help?" 

The preacher replied again, 

"No God will save me."

 Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God,

 "Why didn't you save me?" 

God replied, 

"Fool, I sent you two boats!"

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!" - See more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/religious-jokes#sthash.zqT3XkUU.dpuf

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!" - See more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/religious-jokes#sthash.zqT3XkUU.dpuf

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!" - See more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/religious-jokes#sthash.zqT3XkUU.dpuf

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!" - See more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/religious-jokes#sthash.zqT3XkUU.dpuf